Hey Judge! Shit on him!

“Abre Fácil” y terminé usando tijera, cuchillo, pistola, espada láser.

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My parents get mad at me because I stay in my room all day and only come out for food

brain-damage-eclipse:

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They get all excited when I come out like OMG YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR CAVE and I’m like

xD So true..

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I have the musical taste of a 70 year old man

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This is how I’ll ask for a kiss lol

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